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Once upon a time in a galaxy far far ago, there was a little kirby named Sneezier. Sneezier was a shark with a pie for a hat, and often threw balls of tin foil at people. Also, he had this awesome goatee that he used to spear people. One day, Sneezier went to the zoo and saw the wild rattatas. ONe of them used Hyper Surf but it wasn't very effective. Sneezier used Body Slam and it was super effective, so he won. Then the zookeeper yelled at him and threw him out into jail. But because every video game jail is crappily made, he escaped through a random hole that was slightly hidden. Inside the hole was a little Wario named Yoshi. He inhaled Sneezier and turned into Sneezier Kirby, and turned 3 miles long and 2 miles wide. This broke the universe so Sneezier had to fix it because his futre past present a couple days ago was not pretty. And then he married a hershey bar and they lived happily ever after until Sneezier ate it. Then he made a planet out of chocolate pudding, and on this planet there were these awesome palm trees that had pairs growing on them. You could throw them at people and they would turn into a pear. Sneezier then remarked "Pears taste good,but are like mutant apples. I wonder why that is. *Puts a mind control device on the pair and roboticzises it*" The roboticized pair then procedeed to take over the world and enslave humanity. The end.

Once upon a day there was a little kirby names Sneezier. He liked to cry and drink his delicious tears. One day, he iencountered Luigi wearing a green hat and two different types of socks. He asked him "How is they time?" Sneezier said. I" don't know, you idiot". said the Luigi. Oh well said Sneezier, and he flew off into the ocean. The oceon was very angry at sneezier, for earlier that day Sneezier had used him as a toilet. It threw him out and said "DONT LET ME CATCH YOU IN HERE EVER AGAIN YA BUM!"
Sneezier was sad, so he went to do ihis passion: Invent. In his labratory, he used the 1-mile long and 3-miles wide tonium extract to build a new ship. It was called the Tubba Blubba McGee, and it could carry 5000000000 tons of weight. Unfortunatly, this was not enough to carry danny, so he ahad to add more and more nandm ore. Eventually, he realised he built it around himself. He went crazy.

SZM should probably not go to bed.