Editing Talk:Inherit the Pokemon

Sometimes I am impressed with my past self.

“No, you are!” Carnivine yelled. The two charged at one another, Victreebel attempting to use Slam, and Carnivine...<br>
Used Crunch...<br>
And ate the Victreebel.<br>
“Wait, did you just...” Medulla began. “But... that... You're a plant that just ate another plant.”<br>
“I don't care if I'm a cannibal,” Carnivine said.<br>
“I'm not sure if it counts, given you're two different Pokemon,” Grovyle said. The other Victreebel had stopped in shock.<br>
The Victreebel that had been eaten suddenly reappeared. “Ooh, another one,” Carnivine said, and ate it again. Victreebel reappeared. “Ooh, another one.” Carnivine ate it again. Victreebel reappeared. “Ooh, another one.”<br>
This continued on several more times until Carnivine began bloated from eating too much. “Ugh... I think I ate too much...” Carnivine said. Victreebel reappeared. “Ooh, another--”<br>
KABOOM! Carnivine suddenly exploded, throwing plant guts everywhere.<br>
It then reappeared, no longer bloated. “Ooh, another one!”


Why is “Ooh, another one.” not the article quote? [[User:Subsourian|Subsourian]] 17:33, 21 June 2012 (UTC)

I don't know!--[[User:Admin|Admin]] 18:05, 21 June 2012 (UTC)

“Our reason?” the Grimer asked, and the two said at the same time, “LOVE!” At that, they gave one another a hug, embracing each other.<br>Medulla stepped back, giving an aghast expression. “Er...”<br>The Kirlia was getting covered in sludge from the Grimer, but she didn't seem to mind at all as they came closer.

“SOMEONE HALP ME!1!” a Butterfree yelled, shaking her head and wings and throwing her hands outwards. “MY-MY-MY SON! H-HE'S MISSING! HE COULD BE OUT IN THE DANGEROUS BOG! SOMEONE GO HELP HIM!”<br>“Uh, mom? I'm ready here,” a Caterpie said.<br>“SHUT UP NOW GO DO THE DISHES AND TAKE OUT THE TRASH AND NAG NAG NAG”<br>The Caterpie cried and ran away. The Butterfree then looked around worriedly.<br>“OH NO!! SOMEONE HALP ME! MY SON IS MISSING AGAIN! WHAT IF HE'S EATEN BY A CRAWFUL!”

“Can't we just head-on attack it!? Whatever happened to that Dragon something-something fierce I want to blow stuff up!” a Dragonite said.<br>
“We have already attempted a head-on attack! It failed to stop the human!” a Gabite said.<br>
“What are you talking about, that thing just appeared like half an hour ago!” a Vibrava said.<br>
“I thought we didn't have units of time!” a Dratini said.<br>
“It's too hard to work without them,” the Dragonair from before said.<br>
“We must attempt to wait out the human!” a Shellgon suggested. “Humans are notorious for becoming lazy quickly!”<br>
“That's a horrible plan! Let's try a head-on collision!” a Salamence suggested.<br>
“That was already suggested!” the Gabite from before said.<br>
“No, a head-on COLLISION! It's completely different!”<br>
“We tried that! None of the dummies survived! We need to build our cars better!”<br>
“What cars we're in medieval times!”<br>
“There were no medieval times on Pokeworld!”<br>
“This isn't Pokeworld!”<br>
“Same thing!”<br>
“No it isn't!”<br>
“SHUT UP! ALL OF YOU! WE'RE GETTING NOWHERE!” Garzella yelled. “You are all just blathering out incoherent, idiotic nonsense!”<br>
“We should build a moat!” a Kingdra suggested.<br>
“No you're the only one here who likes water and how are you here anyway I thought you lived in water,” Garzella said.