The Dark Perforation
Revision as of 18:14, 13 April 2009 by imported>Topmonhit (FIXED UP A BIT)
"Hey! Stop whatever you’re doing and listen up! I’ve been watching you futilely try to get out for three days now! It was humorous at first, but now it’s just getting boring. Thus, it’s time to deliver my ultimate ultimatum! You’ve already figured it out, but you’re trapped here. There is absolutely no way to escape. You know what that means? It means—(Skip all the interruptions) YOU’VE GOT ONE HOUR! SURRENDER, OR IT’LL BE THE METAL ARMY INVASION ALL OVER AGAIN! GOT IT!?"
-Metal Top in Top Story 17-4: Oh Yeah, Surrender. That’d Make For An Interesting Story
| Dark Perforation Army | |
|---|---|
| Facts | |
| Type of government | |
| Head of State | Unknown |
| Commander-in-chief (Military) | Unknown |
| Capital | Dark Perforation Castle |
| Currency | None |
| Official language | Unknown, assumed to be English |
| Date of formation | Unknown |
| Theme Music (Anthem) | None |
| Appearances | |