The Acquisition of Grunty's Industries

After Gruntilda Winkybunion became just a skull and her sisters were crushed by 1-ton weights, Grunty's remaining sister, Brentilda, became the CEO of Grunty's Industries, fixed the place up, brought it up to code, and soon after Fridger was built for reasons no one knows.

...we need a layout for event articles.

Or I need to think of better events.

Or both.